As a
Vulcan you would be this old:
As
an Ocampa (should you still be alive), you would have gracefully aged
to:
As
a Symbiont, you would have had this many Trill Hosts:
As
Data, you would have had this many lube jobs:
If
you were a Tribble, you would have had this many children:
If
you were Geordi, you would have had this many dates in your lifetime:
Of
course, if you were Kirk, you would have had this many dates:
If
you were Dr. McCoy, you would have said "He's dead, Jim" this
many times:
If
you were Picard, you would have adjusted your Starfleet tunic this many
times:
If
you were Janeway, you would have tried to reach the Alpha Quadrant this
many times:
As
Uhura, you would have answered this many hails:
As
Worf, you would snarled at Gowron this many times:
As
Guinan, you would have counseled this many patrons in 10-Forward:
As
Mr. Mot, you would have cut Captain Picard's hair this many times:
As
Wesley, you would have impressed this many shipmates:
As
Deanna, you would have sensed something this many times:
Finally,
being a Star Trek Fan, you have probably seen each episode this many
times:
